Cosmo Sex Tip #2963
fagmobs: Show your spontaneous side by giving him oral while he’s driving. Add a surprising twist by yanking the steering wheel and crashing into oncoming traffic.
sodamnrelatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
soft satan sad satan little ball of rage sassy satan sammy satan why did you kill gabe crying
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
the-page-of-rage: twingeneticist: THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH NOOOO
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt: Telling someone about my fandom.
lolzpicx: This gif is a really accurate summary of my life
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
sodamnrelatable: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
themustachedwaffle: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: hi-john-im-alive: One way Or another I’m gonna meetcha I’m gonna ust *tour guide voice* if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
overachievious: overachievious: hell-heaven-and-the-winchesters: What if baby Ackles is a girl and her name is Bela. And then Bela and Thomas Colton Padalecki decide to run away together when they’re kids and go on a make believe hunting trip one day. And then Jared knocks on Jensen’s door when he finally realises that they ran away and says, ‘The Colt. Bela stole the Colt.’ OH jfc...
WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY...
supernatural-waywards: thelostprincessofasgard: cynicalwitch: fickjamori: schim: LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING………… It’s so derpy but adorable!